If any babies ever go missing, I hope it’s these ones.

"Now that Dr.Dre is almost 50, I bet his garage is full of G Thangs that he rarely uses anymore."

@jeffunscripted

"Weird. I just got an email from Time Warner Cable saying CBS kidnapped my mother AND ate the ice cream I was saving for later."

@jeffunscripted

I love you Rihanna, but I think the general consensus is that you give lots of fucks all the time.

Remember when Cyclops joined Weezer?

Remember when Cyclops joined Weezer?

"I’m not a Royal baby. I’m royal, baby."

— Blue Ivy Carter